Him: On the positive side, I finally found the one line code change needed to fix the bug that has stumped me for 3 days. Confirm meh engineer.
Me: Confirm 6/12 engineer. I was like 20/40 break even reg engineer.
Him: Pretty sure my company is proof that conservation of sheen applies to software companies as well. There is google, and there is *****. ***** on lifetime heater, else busto 8 yrs ago.
Me: Confirm busto. Oracle DB has kept that 60K strong pack of 4/8 engineers afloat for 20 years.
Him: I think I forwarded you that link about Oracle maybe buying ***** last year. Stupidity synergy IMO.
Him: Stupidity synergy also explains the winners in Oaks 30 IMO.
Me: Basically the could just fire all of you and just sell the stock and torpedo your product. That was the basic peoplesoft and java plans I think.
Me: LOL I am lifetime winner in Oaks 30, sir.
Him: I cannot complain. I am $86/hr winner since 2007.
Him: Confirm lt heater.
Him: So my current job is to make the LEDs on a bunch of hard disks flash. Pretty sure this is my new all time career low.
Me: Last 3 texts do not compute sir.
Me: Get google job IMO.
Him: Too much political bs at big companies.
Me: Danielle makes goog sound like nirvana. She has zero tolerance for politics. Zero.
Me: Of course she's a white chip engineer.