I open A9cc in the cutoff, casino employee 207 3 bets her own big blind with an extremely unbalanced range. The flop is Q99ss and I cannot defeat her AJhh.
Same villain opens the J7s in the HJ, I 3 bet the QQ and obviously lose the max for getting it in so badly.
I raise a limper with QJ, the small blind calls and peels the KKTr flop with Q7o, I check back the blank turn, and he fires the river dark which is of course a 7. He then asks if I think I'm playing with kids and encourages me to keep three betting and burn those chips I swear he has an IQ of 50.
Same guy obviously have 54o in the small blind. I open 97cc in the HJ we see the flop 5 ways, the board runs out 557c-Jc-4c. For serious.
He has AKhh, I have AQcc, the flop is Q73hhh. Managed to fold that one on the turn.
He has K2hh I have AhJs the flop is QhJh3h. Managed to only spend 3.5 bets on that one.
I open KJ, he cold calls with KQ, the flop is K55.
6 way raised pot I have QJdd OTB, flop is QQ3 I have 3 outs and of course miss.
I open AT, he has A9, KQ3 we chop.
BvB, he flops a flush I flop top pair.
I have JT, big blind has QT, flop is T87-3-6. I check back river yay for me.
It's just absurd, it truly, really is absurd. And I know (I am sure) that I'm playing awful because of it and I really am not sure how to proceed.