I had to stop myself out today because I could tell I was playing terribly (not uncommon) and wasn't in completely control of my decision making machinery. So I came home and watched this family guy episode, which was just fantastic. I couldn't really explain why it was so fantastic, since it wasn't actually very funny, other than the point it made about America and Christmas. The basic premise was that Santa Claus was dying because we greedy assholes asked for too many Christmas presents.
Ok that's it.