A guy at the next table at Commerce is currently arguing with the floorman about an altercation with a female customer in seat 9. I didn't catch the whole thing, but his basic defense platform seems to be:
"Yes I said bitch, but I did not call her a stupid bitch"
He is wearing a Lakers Jersey and appears to be about 50 years old. It is unclear if he is refuting calling the woman a bitch, or merely denying to have preceded the word with with "stupid." Either way it appears to have worked, as he's still in the game. Life is all about semantics.