...you can hear the hissing sound as his soul leaks out his left ear.
We have hired a new silent prop and his existence frustrates me. Fundamentally the deal is that since he is way worse at his job (playing poker) than I am, he gets special privileges like not giving up his seat. First of all, just think about that. Think about your job and how that would make you feel. So that's not great. Another problem is that while he's awful at poker (a point I will illustrate momentarily), he's awful in ways that fish can't really see. We have another guy who is pretty bad, and he's bad by just spewing relentlessly, so even fish think he's horrendous and everyone loves him. That's not this guy. This guy does this shit:
I buy the button and he opens the lojack. The dream calls the button and I defend the 76dd.
He bets the dream folds I raise he 3s I 4 he calls. Why do I four bet? Because he NEVER has it. Ever.
He calls and I cringe as he most likely now has the full 15 outs. But wait for it.
I check he snap bets I snap call and he declares, flummoxxed, "Jack High". I roll, and if you're very quiet....