Friday, November 29, 2013

Things She Says

While watching them make little tiny donuts in apple country:

"Donuts are fried?  I didn't know that!"  

Me:  "Of course they are fried.  What did you think they were"

Her:  Pause.   "Baked"

While discussing my working at a nursery in high school, which was my attempt to compete with Juice's firing from Blockbuster and Numbnut's firing from McDonalds (for being disemborded, as he put it):

"Why do you have nurseries in Pennsylvania?  If you wanted a plant couldn't you just go out in the forest and dig one up?

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