"Donuts are fried? I didn't know that!"
Me: "Of course they are fried. What did you think they were"
Her: Pause. "Baked"
While discussing my working at a nursery in high school, which was my attempt to compete with Juice's firing from Blockbuster and Numbnut's firing from McDonalds (for being disemborded, as he put it):
"Why do you have nurseries in Pennsylvania? If you wanted a plant couldn't you just go out in the forest and dig one up?